Damnn this boy is fine! Excuse me while I go talk...
Anyone know any good movies?
Why are bitches all up in my Kool-aid!
Literally, I just made this shit yesterday and now it’s gone.
I think you're perfect in the skin you're in .
Why can I never sleep in until 5 pm like I used...
I haven't ate all day. Cool?
Should I go to the gym? hmm
Don't be a girl about it, because I wouldn't say...
cuddles-with-vampires asked: I just got tripped out. I am following Chris Crocker on twitter and he just retweeted you. I was like :-o at seeing your picture. I am only used to seeing it on tumblr. lol
I have a few hundred followers.
And I only regularly talk to about 20 of them. WTF.
It's amazing to me how people try to avoid...
I love walking into the Disney store and feeling...
My friend told me her pussy said woah today. I...
bradley23-deactivated20100826-d asked: Wait. Are you being sarcastic? lol. re: your last post
I don't want to see aborted babies on my...
It hurts my heart.
Gnite Everyone! ;)
xavierxreivax: Jimmie just told me he had sexual relations with his dog. No, it was your dog.
XAVIER just told me he wants to be fisted. as well as be gang banged by 5 black men. SCARY.
(via soapinyoureyes) This is the reason why I just unfollowed you :)
parkerhurley: pretty old. i was bored…. and obsessed with the song at the time. What song is this?!
abnormal-psychology-deactivated asked: I never quite took the time to look around your blog.. It's awesome! I love it! :)
My Lindsay Lohan Party
Me: I want to have a Get out of jail party for Lindsay Lohan
Alexandra: hhaha i love it! when were you planning?
ME: WHen she got you
ALexandra: you could make drinks called redhead sluts and put some coke ( a cola) in them. it''s called the lindsay lohan
i'll find the recipe
Me: WOAH! haha that would be awesome! but noone will be here
Alexandra: make the party fashionably late you know a couple of days late. lindsay would be too coke up to know!
I want to throw a "Getting out of jail party" for...
They just don’t understand me!!
I just realized that "Teenage Dream" describes...
(via perfectlymisaligned) Agreed!
Or Nicki Minaj.
If she made a bible, I would worship that shit!
I wish Snooki made a bible.
She could be my new religion!
Sticks and stones are hard on bones, aimed with...
The 5th Final Destination is going to be called...
And is going to take place on the San Francisco Bridge.
luxiousvuitton-deactivated20110 asked: btw; that wasn't me in the picture...