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You know who I want to see return before Desperate Housewives ends?

themovieneverends:

Tom’s daughter, Kayla. It would be interesting to see if she’s still as psycho as before.

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bradley87:

Bree Van de Kamp: You raped my husband!

Alma Hodge: We made love. And when our baby is born, he’s going to come back to me!

Bree Van de Kamp: Baby?

Alma Hodge: It’s true. I could be expecting right now!

Bree Van de Kamp: …were you expecting this?

Bree Van de Kamp: ………….

Bree Van de Kamp: Andrew, I need you to come over right away. And, um…

Bree Van de Kamp: …bring the wheelbarrow.

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jefferyself:

The funniest thing you’ll ever see.

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Current Show I Need To Find Time For.

Monday: 

House

Tuesday: 

Glee, New Girl

Wednesday:

Modern Family, Happy Endinds, Revenge, Up All Night

Thursday:

 Grey’s Anatomy, Parks & Recreation, The Office, Whitney

Friday:

Fuck TV

Saturday:

Fuck TV

Sunday:

Desperate Housewives, Pan Am, Homeland

And somehow I have to fit college into all of this.

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aladdinsdick:

Marcia Cross doing whatever the fuck she wants.

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