Or that they killed him at all.
Tom’s daughter, Kayla. It would be interesting to see if she’s still as psycho as before.
Bree Van de Kamp: You raped my husband!
Alma Hodge: We made love. And when our baby is born, he’s going to come back to me!
Bree Van de Kamp: Baby?
Alma Hodge: It’s true. I could be expecting right now!
Bree Van de Kamp: …were you expecting this?
Bree Van de Kamp: ………….
Bree Van de Kamp: Andrew, I need you to come over right away. And, um…
Bree Van de Kamp: …bring the wheelbarrow.
(Source: ilikesmywine)
The funniest thing you’ll ever see.
Monday:
House
Tuesday:
Glee, New Girl
Wednesday:
Modern Family, Happy Endinds, Revenge, Up All Night
Thursday:
Grey’s Anatomy, Parks & Recreation, The Office, Whitney
Friday:
Fuck TV
Saturday:
Fuck TV
Sunday:
Desperate Housewives, Pan Am, Homeland
And somehow I have to fit college into all of this.