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Bree Van de Kamp: You raped my husband!

Alma Hodge: We made love. And when our baby is born, he’s going to come back to me!

Bree Van de Kamp: Baby?

Alma Hodge: It’s true. I could be expecting right now!

Bree Van de Kamp: …were you expecting this?

Bree Van de Kamp: ………….

Bree Van de Kamp: Andrew, I need you to come over right away. And, um…

Bree Van de Kamp: …bring the wheelbarrow.

(Source: ilikesmywine)